What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:45
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
How do I develop the patience to read books?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
A Fifth Force of Nature May Have Been Discovered Inside Atoms - ScienceAlert
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.